So you know that guy, who's a total nerd, and who revels in it, and who's fun to talk to, and makes you laugh, and always has his head in the gutter? Yeah, I am that guy. I'm that laid-back, creative, fairly polite, foul-mouthed, friendly, and perpetually horny guy. And I'd like to talk to you. Not looking for anything serious, just something casual, but looking to have some fun. I also do like to have the "friends" in "friends with benefits," so it'd be a plus if you'd like to hang out and/or talk during those times we're not going at each other's crotch. That about sums it. Chat me up. Peace.

My Ideal Person Mostly laid-back, but a few rules. D&D free. No drama. No exceptions. Chill. Fair enough, right?

Oh, also, not to sound mistrusting, but...yeah, if you ask for money? You're asking the wrong, broke, fat motherfucker. I know that must disappoint a lot of you, but as I've always felt, honesty's the best policy. Never fear, I've got enough to hang out with anyone I meet in person - I just don't have enough to buy you a passport. Or a webcam. Or the desire to give you credit card info. Thanks for asking, though.